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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her
nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a
$30,000 loan to take a holiday." Pattie looks at the frog in disbelief and
asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick
Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Pattie explains that
he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says "Sure. 
I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about half an inch 
tall - bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Pattie explains 
that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into
a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit
Jagger 
out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants
to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean,
what in the world is this?" 
 
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The bank manager looks back at her and says..."It's a knick-knack, Pattie
Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
 
Gandi, after walking miles and miles in his bare feet (which built up amazing 
calisus on his soles) was warn thin. His diet, which consisted of very minimal
plant materials, left him emmaciated, and it is little known that his breath
often stank. He was, you see, a Super caloused, fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis.

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